Looking at an inbox full of spam is annoying, but if you tilt your head right, you can brighten your day with it’s encouragement!
For example, today I find that “There has been a change to your Experian score”, and if I’m “stressed over bills you can’t pay”, that’s okay because I’m “pre-approved for loan”, so that must be good. To find that “President reduces amount homeowners owe” is always welcome news. I can get pills to “burn fat fast”, I can learn to “speak a new language like a pro”, and to top it off, “Subway is giving away sandwiches for a week”! Given that diet, I’ll probably need to take advantage of the “25k Life policy for $1 per month”. I still haven’t figured out where to go on vacation but “Southwest Airlines is giving away 2 roundtrip tickets”
All of these spam offers seem to adhere to a single common thread: Yes, the vendor is losing money on the individual transaction, but they make it up in volume! :-p