I ran across Paul Noll’s website which includes a link to his one-liner pithy thoughts.

Click here to check them out!

Some of these are really hilarious – enjoy!

Here are a couple of my favorites:
11. Facts do not cease to exist simply because they are ignored.
31. If a man says it’s a silly childish game – it’s usually something his wife can beat him at.
71. I asked why doesn’t somebody do something. Then I realized I was somebody.

Thanks for posting all of those, Paul!