Here’s the latest in the sanitizer marketing series: Lysol’s “no touch” soap dispenser.

Yay! Another product nobody needs! Now they claim that soap dispensers have germs all over the pump handle. Oh nooooo! Now we’ve got to sanitize the sanitizer products! Whatever will we do – life on this planet is doomed for sure. As PT Barnum once said, and is sadly so true: “There’s a sucker born every minute”